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Urban Dictionary

Flicking 

The act of 'flicking' through television programs each time an ad break comes on. By doing so, the viewer watches roughly 5 minutes of several crap shows and forgets what they were watching in the first place.
John: Hey Pete, did ya catch what happened in the final Lost episode last night?

Pete: NO, i ended up flicking through the ads and missed it for another repeated episode of Scrubs.
Flicking by house on rock March 30, 2011

donkey tongue 

When a guy sits down and his junk creates a noticeable bulge in his pants; Looks like a donkey that’s passed out with its tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth; A male camel toe.
You should see this photo I have from my buddy’s wedding. Anderino Panderini is sitting down in these tight tux pants and he’s got a major donkey tongue.
donkey tongue by K-Pa March 4, 2005
A small little cunt who didn't grow at all over lockdown and now back at school and everyone is twice the size of him
"yo look over there that's the small cunt jasper who gets lippy to everyone "
JaSpeR by jasper staff September 21, 2020

Kik Female 

A stereotypical term used for emotional and attention-seeking females (or males in some cases) who change their profile picture to black when nothing goes their way; or a tragic event ("Arc") happens. These type of females have originated on the smartphone messaging app, Kik with their daddy issues or father complexes. They also tend to start drama/arguments with other females within these Kik group chats or Discord servers; while showing feelings of distress and deep seeded issues concerning family, friends and colleagues with one another.
Everyone over here talking about Kik Females, but they haven’t realized yet that Jason’s one of them too.
Kik Female by Taciturnn January 9, 2019

taeminslucifer

the best shinee/taemin kpop page on the planet that looks like han jisung. 😚😚😫❤️❤️😈
Kpop stan: who can i follow that looks like han and likes shinee?

Kpop stan 2: TAEMINSLUCIFER! DO IT!
taeminslucifer by felixforgot September 17, 2021

desperate 

When you're extremely insecure, overweight and unnatractive. You can't get attention from women in real life because of your ugly looks so you go on myspace and online dating sites to try to get attention because you're so fat and hideous.
Vitale was so desperate for attention and sex starved from women he went on myspace and solicited underage girls. How desperate.
desperate by jimne3 April 21, 2008
Joeyann is loving her parents will do everything for her family you will not find a bad habit. She is sweet woman when it comes to her friends. Most of all love to eat and always there for you in everything. Joeyann is a beautiful woman.
Joeyann is talkative and very comfortable
Joeyann by Cute ko November 23, 2021
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