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Nexopia is, generally, a great place for a bunch of idiots who like to whine about their tragic lives, cry about how their boyfriend/girlfriend dumped them, inform people of how fucked up they got last night, go on Nexopia when they're drunk off one beer (why the fuck are you on Nexopia if you're out getting hammered?) and write about how drunk they are with a bunch of typos and spelling mistakes because that earns you some respect, tell people about how many packs of smokes they finished that day, cry and sob about the fact that they have no more smokes left, get sympathy from other whiny people who are also out of smokes, have group crying sessions where they confess their deepest and darkest secrets, quote song lyrics from shitty songs, tell people how much they don't care about something that happenned when obviously they do or they wouldn't be putting so much effort writing a blog about it, ask fellow idiots to vote on whether they're good-looking or not, talk shit to people that they probably wouldn't have the balls to talk shit to face to face, take pictures of themselves in a bra half-naked with their lips sticking out 90 degrees to the left of their face, and share the events of their day with other people who don't really give two shits about whether your pet fish died or if you got in a fight with your mom because she asked you to do the dishes and you were PMSing so you didn't and now you're grounded for two and a half days.
Nexopia User: My pet onion ring died last night, fml.
Normal Human: Shut the fuck up.
Nexopia by ~theiceman~ February 8, 2010

Sausage Fest 

When the ratio in a crowed place such as a party is 4:1 men to women.

Or

When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.
Two horney guys walk into a bar but see no women jus all men

dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker
Sausage Fest by Kelly Marie =] March 14, 2009

Paper Prize

An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.
Man, that employee of the month thing is nothing more than a paper prize.
Paper Prize by Tio Don February 11, 2009
often used as slang for parliament cigarettes, a distinct feature of the cigarettes is a recessed filter used primarily for inhaling a small ammount of cocaine from the end of the filter before smoking.
i always take a bump of coke off my p-funk before i smoke it.
p-funk by andrew_b. November 12, 2007

edgelord 

(1)An insult 2010s to describe someone (usually aged 12-17) who is openly dark and pessimistic, or appears gothic.
(2)A kid trying to be cool and intimidating by often expressing nihilistic or controversial opinions.
(3)An angsty emo teenager. (Most likely listens to Linkin Park)
(4)A player who mains Reaper in the game Overwatch.
Dude, that guy's a total edgelord! I bet he blasts Linkin Park in his room while crying and writing poems!
edgelord by MiseryMatrix August 3, 2022
Just rotbl at the message you sent me
rotbl by LeighH September 1, 2013
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