when someone's parents look like they could be brother and sister, or very closely related

loml, comfort, boyfriend, etc… basically the man of our dreams who makes amazing music, and funny jokes.

A person who is half human half mole due to their love of staying in dark rooms and sleeping for ridiculously extended periods of time

L's always attract to nigels.

The hottest man you'd ever meet, looking like they're born somwhere in the Mediterranean, they're of indeterminate ethnicity, despite claiming to be Italian. Often used by Formula One drivers, gigolos and jazz musicians, you know there rich if they're a Pegro. They have luscious hair, on par with men called Branson.

An event which occurs shortly after you snag some sloppy greasy bar gash, take her to your house, and fuck her stupid. You then tell her you need a ride to the store for candy, proceed to the vehicle with her and then unexpectedly dash back into your house, slam the door and lock it as loud as you can. Shut the lights off and pretend you're not home. Maybe result in a public disturbance and the police being called.