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sales director 

Typical illegal immigrant i.e. gets money for no work. All though this type of illegal immigrant somehow manages to do it without being a burden to society instead they burden the unfortunate good people of their company by blagging their way to the top and then using their rather un-deserved power to gain things like….. I don’t know……Golf days, shopping vouchers, endless nights out and , oh yer, let us not forget entire houses!!!!
That bastard cost me my company car and annual bonus, he's a right sales director!!!
sales director by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Hypersexual 

Most commonly used for the after effects of S/A, as in over sexualizing yourself and fantasizing about s3x
"Why do you always talk about s3x?"
"Oh its from my hypersexual tendencies from my trauma"
Hypersexual by m!1k3 October 21, 2022
a word created from the word “bleh” as a way to mix up the words

h hickey
e enter
b bitches

l lungs
guy one “hey bro did you got her a hebl”
guy two “yeah man she couldn’t breathe for 5 minutes i did it so damn good”
hebl by HEBL MAN June 1, 2018

BLACK JESUS 

Black Jesus is SAVAG3D3VIL'S true identity he is a deity from another plane of existence he knows no bounds and he has the power to walk on water, talk to animals, and the most well know of his abilities the power to turn water into grape soda
BLACK JESUS by SAVAG3D3VIL July 18, 2021

Macbook Effect 

The effect on a picture taken with a macbook computer, causing girls to look way better than they actually do.
Me: Damn dude, check out this girl's default, she looks super good!

josh: Look at that macbook effect! she definitely doesn't look this good in her other pictures or in person..dirty whore

Washington DC 

“Those politicians down in Washington DC don’t do shit!”
Washington DC by Cosmonaut775 September 12, 2023
"I put my Wilkins in her vagina."
Wilkins by Scott Anthony Carr December 12, 2007
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