emoward

edward cullen's (the dazzling, "seventeen" year old vampire from the twilight saga) alter-ego whenever he over-thinks about anything to do with his lamb, bella.
bella wants an ice cream cone? edward is there.
bella wants to see jacob black? emoward comes out.

alice cullen: have you seen edward today?

emmett cullen: yea. what's wrong with him?

alice cullen: bella brought up wanting to become a vampire again. he's become emoward.

emoward by bree noelle March 22, 2009

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Latchee

A members of the travelling community in Limerick, Ireland

"Great news everyone! A family of Latchees has just parked their caravan in our back garden!"

Latchee by Scoby July 15, 2008

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ham and cheese

when you sit on ur partner's face bare ass and fart

i ham and cheesed your mom last night

ham and cheese by mr..lundgren May 13, 2005

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Same-sex attraction

Attraction to the same-sex. Both homosexuals and bisexuals have same-sex attraction, can be shortened to SSA.

Sara: I think I’m bisexual... I’m worried about coming out

Temi: whoever doesn’t accept you is an asshole, there’s nothing wrong with same-sex attraction, lesbians, gays and bisexuals are beautiful people!

Same-sex attraction by Lady-loving-lady June 26, 2020

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baffed

It should work but doesn't for some reason. Or "completely baffed", it never should have worked and still doesn't.

Man 1. I can't get the website wizard to work, it keeps freezing.

Man 2. The website is baffed.

baffed by banyard April 9, 2008

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The Side-Vagina

A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.

I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography

The Side-Vagina by Whale Anus August 11, 2019