“the dude perfect”
is a move that u make while u jerk off
and almost shoot in ur face

u sit on ur coach, bed etc. and tilt ur head a bit forward so u can see ur penis.
if u almost gonna cum, u have to tilt ur pp half way so u can see the tip.
hold it in, and push it out
and like that. it will go like a rainbow to ur face

A girl who is just an amazing person. She has an awesome personality and makes an amazing friend. She is smart, funny, and loves to make people smile/laugh. She is the best friend a person could ever ask for. She would do anything for those she cares about.

People didn't come up with sports as a way to battle for superiority or break records, and not everybody that has ever played or been involved in sports has done it for that reason, or has to get used to or accept people doing it for that reason. Sports are called a pastime because they are a way to enjoy passing time, nothing more, nothing less. They really are stupid fucking games, and don't indicate a whole lot about who somebody really is while not playing sports. For examle, somebody having talent at a sport isn't the same thing as somebody doing something heroic in real life. Somebody failing at a sport doesn't indicate that they are cowardly in every situation in their life. Every team that has won championships and titles has lost or not gone to the playoffs more than they've won titles when their entire team history is examined/looked at, even the teams/players that won the most or hold the most records. Holding nothing sacred but winning is silliness, not seriousness.

1. A mechanically inept mechanic. Primarily automotive. One whom is incapable of completing tasks at hand. They also are counter productive to thier work enviroment and cause mental anguish to thier co-workers.

2. A generally incompotent individual. Someone who at the same time causes progress to be halted by simply rewarding you with their presence.

They directly associated with Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac dancing and banging a tambourine in a sun dress however during the act nothing is being accomplished aside from creating an annoying noise and distraction to co-workers.

A jail wallet is what goes in your butt often in jail

Cum dumpster