fart

noun; 1.a minor explosion between the buttocks, caused by too much gas in the large intestine.

2. something that feels really good, especially when you hold it in for hours because you don't want anyone to hear or smell it.

3. stress release

4. something that annoys people and causes you to get punched

Danny let out a big fart in class because he just ate some bean burritos for breakfast.

When Johnny farted, all the girls ran away.

fart by SpLaShy October 15, 2006

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nomo

short cut for no motivation

I'm feeling nomo to go to work today.

nomo by oginide April 22, 2008

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jizmonkey

A cute horny gay guy.

When I went to the gaybar, I saw a ton of jizmonkeys!

jizmonkey by Noba D March 28, 2010

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nekkid

A fun way of being naked!
You know that your gonna be havin a gud time if ur gettin nekkid!

*mobile rings* Hi what ui up2?
*reply* he he! im gettin nekkid!

nekkid by surfergirl April 26, 2004

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claudia

she is a person who you can laugh with and have very many deep conversations, she has very nice hair too. she is quite short tho and cant se4e far away. not the best at skating but we love her effort at it .

claudia needs her daily dose of duolingo

claudia by heeheehaahaalolz September 4, 2023

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customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

customer disservice department by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011

Aztec Ritual

When a man is banging a chick on her period, and a blood clot comes out. So he coats his fingers in the blood and uses it was war paint beneath his eyes.

John: Yooo, did you end up banging Liz last night?
Tim: Yea man, she was on her period so I performed an Aztec Ritual.

Aztec Ritual by Makeitnasty639 January 14, 2017

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