A food item or meal so delicious, words alone cannot describe them. You are said to have a culinary orgasm when you can do nothing but sit back in awe at the taste.
Reilli in the most generalistic term would simply be defined by that of a star. Far out, burning bright, hot and unyeilding in an ice colduniverse. She is cosmic. One of a kind. Dreams big. Pursues so much, and will eventually accomplish and conquer all. Loves turtles. Appropriate aliases are Riles McGee, and big booty Judy.
"Wow, do you see Reilli over there? She's glowing!!!!"
"Luminescent!!! So intelligent, though misunderstood, I'm enthralled!!"
"Ugh! She's so lucky, she's a star!"
First make your girlfriend do a sexy stripper dance. Then, when you get to the peak of excitement, jump up, thump your chest, swing your arms and spit copius amounts of frothy saliva, all the while making baboon-like sounds. Then pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and carry her to your tree house.
"How did you get on with that new bird from the club??"
"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"
N.(singular) A statement, not necessarily entirely fact, presented with confidence and authority. Often said by, but not exclusive to the Kong family.
me: Banana hangars, designed to ripen bananas quickly, trick the banana into thinking it is still on the tree.
you: I'm not sure that is correct, but you say it with such confidence that I am inclined to believe you.
me: Alas... it is a kongism.
A feeling of EXTREME pleasure that occasionally occurs when a male sratches his balls. (generally some of the looser skin from the sack) The pleasure is equal to or greater than the pleasure of an orgasm.
WARNING:
This wonderful wave of pleasure usually results in a frantic scratching of the testicular region that leaves men red, chapped, and chafed. Stop scatching immediately after the scratchgasm for your own safety!
It's ok to scratch your nuts at work or school. You're a man, people expect it of you. But if you have a scratchgasm, try not to moan. That usually freakspeople out.