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She is a loyal person, kindhearted, honest, shy, forgetful, smart, sometimes loud around her friends. She is someone who you may want to keep on your mind a lot. She is an incredibly intelligent and a beautiful person. She can be childish and immature but overall she is an awesome person to hang out with. She is someone who to brighten your day with just a smile, or the one who just wants to make you happy; a true friend.
Damn that chick is hella fine, that must be Eluia
shy
clever
childish

The fart of the deal 

When a group of people take a good deal and make it stink by their irrationality.
" I heard the Paris climate Accord amounted to nothing more than America sending trillions of dollars overseas to other nations."

" America also would have had to reduce your carbon footprint but China and India didn't have to do anything about it and they're the biggest offenders. "
" I also heard that if every nation completely complied that in the next 100 years we could hope that the temperature may drop by .02 degrees."
" Yeah it's a good thing Trump pulled us out of it let's look for a better deal something that really helps the environment ."
"So many are acting like it's the end of the world the way they talk."
' That's the fart of the deal!"
A partner with whom you share erotic enemas, often as a part of anal sex and exploration. An enemate is usually a well-educated and enlightened person who enjoys anal pleasures and fun.

Participants usually take cleansing enemas prior to engaging in erotic enemas, so the activity is not dirty or messy.

Enemas can be given for pleasure to enemates who enjoy sharing true intimacy with their partners and who enjoy the feeling of warm water and fullness enemas bring, along with the feeling of cleanliness and purity that comes with the release. Most enemates find enemas to be relaxing and enjoy sharing the experience with someone special. Anal sex sometimes occurs between enemates, but not necessarily. For some, only the enema experience is what they crave.

Some enemates enjoy expelling in front of their partner or having their partner expel in front of them, but many prefer to expel in private.

Some also enjoy using suppositories, as well as enemas.

Some enemates enjoy sharing enemas in BDSM scenes and use them as punishment or for humiliation, possibly forcing the submissive to hold the enema for an extended period of time, often giving them a task to finish before they may expel, such as pleasing the dominant orally. The domininat may give the submissive an uncomfortable enema solution or amount to hold or make the submissive wear a butt plug or other device to assist them in retaining the enema. A dominant may also humiliate the submissive by forcing her to expel the enema in front of him or her.
My enemate Michael came over this weekend and we had some extended enema fun. I took a few cleansing enemas before he arrived so I knew I'd be nice and cleaned out for him. He gave me a two quart Dr Bronners peppermint soap enema that tingled and felt incredible. I was so relaxed and more than ready for anal sex.

I gave my submissive enemate a two quart soap suds enema last night, put a butt plug in his ass and hold it for fifteen minutes. He was begging for mercy, but I made him lick my cunt and make me cum before I let him expel.
enemate by egirlky March 3, 2007

Geelong Lutheren College 

A really really shit school never go there you get detention for no reasons
Geelong Lutheren College is so bad

Glitch Goal 

A bullshit goal scored in sports games such as NHL. Once the Glitch Goal strategies are mastered, wins are pretty much guaranteed. Mainly a strategy used by huge and complete pussies.
JC: "Wanna play NHL 12?"
CC: "Fuck that man, you glitch goal like a mother fucker"
JC: "wowwww doooood"
Glitch Goal by PiffDaddy February 24, 2012

Synlogic Syndrome. 

Synlogic Syndrome(a.k.a cheatvx Syndrome) is a psychological condition that is associated with anger management issues, narcissism, and overall hostile behavior. Synlogic Syndrome can be diagnosed through daily observations of an individual's actions and behavior. The most evident signs of Synlogic Syndrome include: An individual calling others lackluster whilst also lacking in skill, being "toxic" or rude to the community and or individuals around them, and attempting to fight you in video games such as Roblox.com.
"Derpy, stop acting like you have Synlogic Syndrome."
Synlogic Syndrome. by SOCOM #1 September 10, 2020

masklaffers 

n. People who deny the need for taking preventative measures in any field of endeavour.

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These steel fragments I take out of your corneas every week are not only painful for you but will eventually leave you sightless, unemployable, broke and homeless. Why not wear this free preventative mask?

I spit on your logic! And your “prevention”! I come from a long proud line of masklaffers and I have inherited their pride, their blind ignorance of logic and science and ...

And their guide dogs?

ESPECIALLY their guide dogs!
masklaffers by gnostic3 May 8, 2021
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