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The annoying people in your life that annoy the living crap out of you and force you to do things you don't want to do. Then they have the NERVE to stand back and say ''why does my kid rebel so much?''. MAYBE if they'd let us have some FREEDOM we wouldn't rebel so much, and the more we rebel during our teenage years, we grow up to be crazy drug addicts who go out and have the fun we weren't allowed to have when we were kids.

Thanks parents for making us hate our lives.
''Parents are annoying as hell''.
Parents by thegirlnextdoor23 September 6, 2011

Hedgetrimmer 

A weapon instead of a tool to some.
Oh yea she's bad, if you think Zeus is standoffish now, get closer to her bushes and see if you don't get sliced up by her hedgetrimmer. You will end up getting your arm amputated in an extrasurgical operation by her with no anesthetic if you get too close to her backyard.
Hedgetrimmer by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021

You're Singing my Song 

What you or someone else might say when you agree with each other.
Jay: "Man I hate society nowadays, everyone is too shallow and obsessed with social media."
Alex: "You're singing my song man, I totally get it..."
A white bitch with huge tits and no ass.
Damn no wonder they don’t want to get with her, she’s Darolyn
Darolyn by Cry’s In white February 6, 2020

Yarn Gargler

That bitch loves to deep-throat. She is a Yarn Gargler!
Yarn Gargler by Johnny Toilet November 20, 2003

Gorilla Face Wash 

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.
"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"
Gorilla Face Wash by Wutthehill July 23, 2017
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