A German comedian that stars in many Youtube videos, often speaks to cats via the telephone, plans raves, is a fan of deadmau5 and even made a pink mau5head that was sadly destroyed by the Russians. He was even featured in the popular game show Jeopardy where he was thoroughly beaten by Hermann Fegelein. An avid soccer fan, he tried out for the German World Cup team but sadly his skills were not up to par.

Mommy Hecker is a more clean form of the word mother fucker

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A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire

stealthy individuals specialized in espionage and murder. They often use numchucks and fight with un-gloved hands

A random person on this app who barely posts, but whenever they post they private it. Their account is very relatable but it's obvious theyre gay and need therapy from their... Old vids.. let's not forget all the paragraphs about albedo they worte😧 overall funny and either can't keep their mouth shut or die for a week and come back from the dead as if nothing happend