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My fiancé and I walked into our bedroom. We both nodded, and it started. First, we kissed. Softly at first, but then it got deeper, like a French. She grabbed my ass and I grabbed hers. We squeezed. Then, she got down on her knees. I pulled my dick out of my pants and she started sucking. Then, once she was done, she pulled off her clothes and I pulled off mine. She spread apart her legs and I started licking her vagina. Then, as we got deeper into it, I went to the bathroom and grabbed a condom. After a while, I got around to her back and performed outback sex. This is when my dick goes into her vagina from behind. We started to breathe faster. She then jumped onto the bed and I took off the condom to do the 69 position. Then, after we were done that, I put the condom back on and got off the bed. She jumped onto me, wrapping her legs around me. My dick went into her vagina. She screamed. We both hit our orgasms. She told me to take it off because we’re getting married in a few days. I did. Then, we jumped onto the bed and began our full on sex. I pushed hard, forcing it in there as far as it would go. She screamed again. I cummed. It felt so good to finally do it without the condom. We kept doing it for hours, getting in different positions, ensuring we would have a baby. 9 months later, it happened!
Me: Damn, last night was fun.

Her: Yeah that was some good sex.

Me: Do you wanna go out and get a pregnancy test and then do it again tonight?
Her: Yes I’ll get the pregnancy test and also we can definitely do it again tonight. I really wanna do it again!
Me: Okay, then it’s set. Let’s get going!
Sex by SbFhPlayer2224 November 27, 2018

Whatever 

My dad started saying this when we keeping saying it so whatever means yes your correct
Whatever by Kw you know it December 2, 2018

4th Eagle Squadron 

Highly dedicated and uber clan. Have been around long enough to see others rise and fall to thier bullets. The best out there...
4th Eagle Squadron will kick ur ass!
4th Eagle Squadron by mwHogue February 24, 2008

John is a Bum 

John is a Bum!!!!!
John is a Bum by totally not pilar November 4, 2020

Clintontitus 

A form of mental infection or affliction when hear a lot of hot garbage only to wake up in a cold sweat. You awake realizing the promise of a life with free collage tuation where the best job prospects after graduation is Starbucks barista serving Wall St. Hedge fund mangers all laughing while driving in a Lamborghini. Its a recurring affliction, like herpes, that comes every 4 years when the next promise of free grad school qualifies you for management at the same Starbucks's, only to realize the job you sought with your education was only available in India. The root cause is unmitigated corruption and believing pathological lies, thinking one of these ideas will eventually stick.
Dude your still living in your moms basement playing x-box and your 38, I think you have a long running bout of Clintontitus.
Clintontitus by Tbtguess November 6, 2016

forkatute 

To give your s/o the best head of their life and cook them dinner afterwards.

This word is usually used when the forkatuter is feeling submissive and breedable, therefore giving their attention to their s/o.
“Hey Jeremy, what are your plans for the night?”

“Shauna said she’s gonna forkatute me tonight.”

“You’re a lucky guy!”
forkatute by Applr790hotdog September 15, 2021
How tightly can you keep that rope
Tightly by Staples August 1, 2021
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