cougar trap

A trap for cougars set by a younger man who likes cougars, where typically he is the bait. The goal is sex with the cougar, but as the cougar is the hunter the guy needs to be the naive little bunny alone in the perfect cougar attack spot allowing her to pounce.

Rob: hey Josh, let's go to another club.

Josh: nope, you go, I'm going to the bar next to that cougar to get a drink and without noticing her I'll casually mention how my lame friend went home early and left me here alone -- cougar trap baited...

cougar trap by Cougar Hearter February 20, 2011

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Crisps

Crisps are another word for potato chips especially in the UK.

Morgan and Ainsley were Morgan's place, watching Bullitt starring Steve McQueen while eating a bowl of crisps.

Crisps by Babydoll75 March 12, 2019

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Knock

A dope fiend who is always buggin for a sack..one who always "knocks" on ur door to get served...especially at strange hours ...tryin get their fix

That mf tried some of that gud dope n turned into a knock...

She always cashn me out...gimme damn near her whole paycheck..she one of my best knocks...

Knock by Wolfgzii August 13, 2023

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baby shower

A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.

As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.

baby shower by Straight Dude June 27, 2006

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Sqwirral

A person who is from the area in merseyside known as Wirral.

Lydia is a right scouse, A proper Sqwirral

Sqwirral by demeiz0 January 27, 2010

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schmunktail

Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the opposite sex who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for National Geographic, they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.

Caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of Liza Minelli and Joe Pesci.

schmunktail by Professor M. Carter (School of Alcoholism) October 17, 2005

kaj

A common typo for insomniacs in yahoo chats for the popular abbreviation "lol". Especially imbarassing when other typos follow.

gagagagagaga! KAJ! errrrrr.....

kaj by Derek January 8, 2004

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