Some shit-town about 40 minutes from Richmond, VA. Everyone knows everybody and chances are you've slept with your cousin. Rednecks are everywhere and they guys have girls knocked up by the truckload. The guys also cheat on their fiances too.

Originally celebrated the birth of Christ. Now a time for little kids and the like to get overexcited about the arrival of a magical, bearded fat man who shimmies down their chimney to toss a bunch of presents under a big, green tree full of pine needles that otherwise wouldn't be allowed as a centerpiece for the living room.

One of the main characters from the tv series Futurama. She is of Chinese descent and is a Doctor of Applied Physics.

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Fag who likes strap on sex with females

Acronym for Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.

Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.