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headass is just another word for stupid or dumbass.headass is also used when you hit something, try to take something away to Quick, or when you’re just being retarded.
Girl1: *hits her Elbow on the wall*
Girl2: HEADASS
Headass by HI236 November 19, 2019

The Gru Pass

The Gru Pass is a magical pass. It has the authority to counter any insult without you saying “Gru pass”. (You May say Gru pass if you want to). In order to get The Gru Pass one must find their inner Gru. This takes weeks of prayers going to Gru. Some nickers say The Gru Pass Sucks. But they still haven’t found their inner Gru. All of these things below are with The Gru Pass

No u

No homo pass

And most importantly save people from using AirPods
Some nicker: “You like meabow”
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”

As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult.
The Gru Pass by Gru June 19, 2019
Fiona is a passionate women who try's to look on the bright side. her love is so strong so if you have it, don't take it for granted. she is beautiful and has such a pretty laugh. if you have a fiona, dont let go. fiona's make your life better. her jokes are always funny even if their cringy. fiona's try in everything they do. if you have a fiona, dont let her go. keep her forever.
oh my goodness fiona! your joke was so bad
did you see fiona set off the fire alarm?!?!
Fiona by i and myself and me March 27, 2022

Goobledoodle 

A Artist: "hey dude, look at my drawing! "

A guy: "Ew, what the hell is that goobledoodle! "
Goobledoodle by LeCircle May 20, 2023

Metrosexual 

A man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men.
1. He's into man sculpting, and shaving everything but maybe his legs.
2. He goes to a salon instead of a barber.
3. He probably drives a coupe, or a sport hatch, never a truck.
4. He takes time to manicure himself and puts on cologne everyday.
5. He has style and may wear button-up shirts on off-work days, and likes Euro brand clothing thats tight fitting. He's also into wearing male jewelry.
6. His music taste may be classy or hip.
7. He's mainly a light drinker and will drink wine over beer.
8. He's more than likely into multiple arts.
9. He probably doesn't care for Sports, unless it's Volleyball or Tennis.
10. He's most likely into recreational activities.
Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual.
Metrosexual by Shapeshifter89 April 22, 2017

andruw jones

Legendary outfielder for the atlanta braves. Yeah he won gold gloves and all that but what makes him a legend is his appearance in court during The Gold Club (atlanta strip club) scandal. Jones went to a party hosted by owner of the club, during said party Jones fucked two strippers in front of several people. Here's what happened when asked about it in court.

Prosecutor: What were the women doing?
Jones: Lesbian action
Prosecutor: What did you do?
Jones: Both of 'em. (With a look on his face that said 'What the fuck you think I did?')
Now we know why Andruw Jones is always smiling, it's all that lesbian action.
andruw jones by atl princess April 24, 2005
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