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Alternative metal 

A form of alternative rock music which pretends to be metal music due to some metal influenced riffs. This genre is considered to be metal for people who can't handle anything heavier than Breaking Benjamin.
Person 1: I was listening to some Breaking Benjamin. Are they metal or rock?
Metalhead: They are alternative metal music. They are too wimpy to play real metal, so they play alternative rock pretending to be metal.
Alternative metal by Master Passion December 26, 2009
A person with big anger issues who would most likely choke u to death for insulting her jeans. Her name can be used as an insult.
Your jeans are so ljuba
Ljuba by Kiste511 November 22, 2021
something that is sus 😳
That is susable.
susable by Jaundoce September 21, 2022

Chattalk 

A language similar in concept to the writing style developed by whoever invented the first PDA to write. The main difference here being that Chattalk is comprised of short acronyms and intentional misspellings of words in order to shorten the time used in texting and instant messaging.
Dude I so just got laid.

ROFLMAO!! Ur such a fukn virgo.

Whats with the Chattalk man?

New fone.
Chattalk by Unholy Jester March 3, 2009
A superior, cutting-edge improvement upon the modern condom that is made out of denim and modeled after jeans. It is known for its perfectly proportioned zipper and beltloops that run the length of its shaft. Highly segmented and customizable, it is the perfect tool to turn any night from a boring latex kind if night, into an unforgettable experience of denim.
"Hey bro, I wasn't sure about those jondom things at first, but man they just get better and better after every wash."
"Your mini-fly is down."
Jondom by BAMF755 August 30, 2021

Swallow a joke book 

To describe when a person is humorous for a lengthy period of time.
Everything that guy said was funny, did he swallow a joke book or something?!?

Also can be replaced by 'dictionary' for someone who says words that no-one understands.
Swallow a joke book by alimccarley October 9, 2008

Nerd Emoji 

The bane of every discord user’s existence. An emoji that represents a “nerd”. The appearance is a smiley face wearing glasses and 2 large buck teeth. Of course, it’s no surprise that this is used to harass the shit out of others.
User 1: I am broken. I am gutted. I will never have another friend like him. I love you so much Andy.
User 2: This man, nerd emoji react him 🤓
Nerd Emoji by ScarfedGoner November 20, 2022
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