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Ingmar Bergman

Swedens most famous director. He's like a hundred years old, seems to be depressed all the time, an lives alone on a small island outside the swedish coast. Often wears a basque, and are made fun of by swedish comedians.

The movie "The Seventh Seals" is one of his movies.
It's about this guy who meets up with Death, and then they play chess.

- "Vem är du?"
- "Jag är Döden."
- "Kommer du för att hämta mig?"
- "Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida."

Means:

- "Who are you?"
- "I'm Death.
- "Are you coming to get me?"
- "I´ve already been with you for a long time."
- Who's that old guy over there?
- Don't you know, it's Ingmar Bergman.
- Who the f*** is that?
- You ignorant bastard.
Ingmar Bergman by TonyE September 1, 2008

Peejaculating 

The art of peeing and ejaculating at the same time
"How was your night with Rachel last night?"
"Great but in the middle of sex I started Peejaculating all over her!"
Peejaculating by shabbymemes45 January 13, 2018

TerryDog 

A shitty, typically semi- dried up and disgusting hot dog found in most gas stations nationwide. Heated over the metal “roller ovens” and eaten by rednecks, losers, and basically any limp dicked douchebag you find wandering by. Typical consumers are pedophiles, homosexuals, carnival workers and occasional Department of Transportation workers who are out doing clearances or other work.
William: “Hey Jeremy, what are you thinking about for lunch?”

Jeremy: “Man fuck the bullshit let’s ball those TerryDogs at the Circle K today like a couple of gangstas!”
TerryDog by Mjollnir7 January 12, 2018
A man that resembles Arnold Schwarzeneggar, with large muscles, and a deep manly voice. They are often seen pumping iron in gyms or smacking their women in public.
Quinn: Wow... such a leffer.
Leffer: Are you serious?
Lansborough: LEFFLER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Leffer: I'll be back
leffer by Dan Lopez January 11, 2009

Rocket Hound 

An abnormally shaped penis, in the form of a rocket ship. Usually caused by overexertion due to extended uses of the 'Penis Pump' or battering of the female genitalia.
Male: are you ready baby?

Female: Oh no, I don't want to ride that rocket hound of yours anymore.

Male: Fine, I didn't want to have sex with you any who.
Rocket Hound by HotelSkinnyNutsack November 23, 2011

costume shrapnel 

the random pieces of costumes or excess materials from making costumes found strewn about a living space once a big event that involves multiple costume changes and/or consecutive late nights out, such as Fantasy Fest week, is over. Usually includes masks, tutus, foam or stuffing, scraps of fabric, tests of painting techniques, wigs, and glitter. Also, when arriving home after a long night, a costume may be rapidly "dropped" giving the "Wicked Witch of the West melting effect".
After a week of partying, it was time to clean up the costume shrapnel of tutus, hula skirts,masks, and glitter to get ready for the holidays.

Fantasy Fest was fun, but the family is coming for Thanksgiving in a week. Time to clean up the costume shrapnel so they won't find out about THAT outfit!
costume shrapnel by pharmgrl2001 November 2, 2012
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