Someone on dating apps whose profile pics are them with their more attractive friends, so you think you’re swiping right on the hotfriend and not them.
He friendfished me pretty good until I asked him to take aselfie
Vulgar slang for disabled lavatory, a portmanteau of spastic and bog - the latter, in turn, metonymic slang for toilet. The privacy and seclusion such facilities offer make them popular locations for masturbation.