A vegan leader from mars , who love to eat plants so much thus the vegans agreed to send her so much vegan snacks (they should arrive at any second) , she is also so gorgeous and funny

She lead the Martian army to victory, becoming the most leader in the history of the universe to win battles, which is fucking impressive but not as impressive as her smile, we wish you a great great birthday (your vegan family- vegan thrive chat)

Smashing guts.

The act of rubbing guts together during intercourse. Also can be another name for sex.

Shabsolutely is basicly a "surfer" sounding word used to replace "absolutely" of course, giving it a little more pizazz.

A strange creature (possibly female human) who pretends to be able to sing. Uses lipsynching and dancing to distract it's audience from the obvious lack of talent. The majority of its fans are 10 year old retarded boys and girls who insist that "BRITNEY IS THE BEST!!!11!1" because they are too young to understand what real music is. It also likes to do drugs, flash its bajingo and shave its head.

Research is still being done to try and identify what exactly this Britney creature is.

the liminal space between your butt and your back

A term used to describe smokeless tobacco, aka dip. When the dip is placed in ones mouth, it becomes a Scud.