1 definition by ICantFindAnAvailableName
A strange creature (possibly female human) who pretends to be able to sing. Uses lipsynching and dancing to distract it's audience from the obvious lack of talent. The majority of its fans are 10 year old retarded boys and girls who insist that "BRITNEY IS THE BEST!!!11!1" because they are too young to understand what real music is. It also likes to do drugs, flash its bajingo and shave its head.
Research is still being done to try and identify what exactly this Britney creature is.
Research is still being done to try and identify what exactly this Britney creature is.
Me: Did you see Britney Spears's performance last night? It was horrible...I think I've gone deaf.
Britney fan: WTF did U just say U stupid slut!! *gets shotgun out*
Britney fan: WTF did U just say U stupid slut!! *gets shotgun out*
by ICantFindAnAvailableName October 28, 2008