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draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters 

you know those kind of Urban Dictionary editors who put a message on top of your definition you make and list a reason why your definition shouldn't be published? draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters is a word to refer to them.
draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters: DON'T PICK THIS URBAN DICTIONARY WORD AND DEFINITION! IT'S OFFENSIVE!
Literally everybody: OH SHUT UP, YOU DRAFTIDIOTWHOTHINKSONLYTHEIROPINIONMATTERS!

Safe Hands 

Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.
*Bowen grabs Amy around the thighs, slowly slipping his hands up towards her beltline*
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.
"My life is a bloody joke."
Joke by Corkeyno2 May 16, 2016
her name is a palindrome. she is very very very very very very very very very very very very nice person (a VNP) she is so cool and im definitely not gay and in love with her but if i was gay i would kiss her. only if i was gay though. which im not. she is the most important person i know and she is awesome. i would be less happy if she was not here and i love her platonically.
Anna is the greatest person here and i want to hang out with her forever and kiss her if i was gay.
anna by frogsandmushrooms November 15, 2021
dfinition - a person that you are friends with. The slang word is used very often by the Olin Block Family Gang in South Arkansas.
what up one?? where the hoes at one??
One by A-STATE RIDER March 8, 2009

Steve Wilkos 

any bald guy that acts tough and cool around others.
"Did you see that bartender that cut off serving me tequila shots, he got all Steve Wilkos on me when I wouldn't leave."
Steve Wilkos by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009
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