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An obscure, undocumented creature typically originating from folklore . Typically mythological in nature, but not necessarily supernatural , their existence is only recognized as pseudoscience .
Dude, have you seen the Fresno nightcrawlers? Cryptids freak me out.
Cryptid by PSUEDONAME July 3, 2018

homopyronecrobeastiality 

Sex with one or more dead animals that are on fire and the same gender as the initiator.
So the guy just picked up this clearly male squirrel, broke its neck, set it on fire, and started buttfucking it, cuz he's into homopyronecrobeastiality.

Landoned 

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)
Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.
Landoned by SVT February 22, 2005
Drunt by anonymous December 18, 2020

High School

A place which has no recess
Won't Believe it's just my luck - Nirvana
High School by Kurt December 12, 2004
A sophie is literally the dumbest bitch you will ever meet. She also smells like a sewer and doesn’t know how to take a shower.
Friend: What’s that smell?
Me: Sophie’s coming
Sophie by ilikemangos December 12, 2019
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