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A Glackin 

In the game fifa world cup your on a clear breakaway, but you instead pass it back to the next guy running down the field to strike the ball in the goal. Such as a one timer in hockey. It takes away from the legitmacy of the goal.
"Dude you dick you just pulled a glackin you could have just scored with the first guy. Dick."
A Glackin by fifastar May 19, 2010
The most down bad human being known to man. Commonly, the species is obsessed with anime males such as Sanji from One Piece, or Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen. You may spot an Iliyana in the wild reading Gojo fanfics while aggressively sniffing a Gojo body pillow.
John Doe: Iliyana is sniffing the pillow again...

Jane Doe: Jesus, its sopping wet! Do we even know what that moisture comes from?

John Doe: I don't think we want to... Iliyana is a scary creature...
Iliyana by retropaz August 3, 2022

Cerebral Assassin

A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.
In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin", which implied that he was simply smarter than the other wrestlers.
Cerebral Assassin by Gaijin-Ronin September 5, 2006
Word of the Day on March 22, 2019

The Joystick

A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.
Sex offenders love doing the Joystick with little boys.
The Joystick by President Clinton I January 26, 2021

Facebook 

A wonderful website with many functions:

1) Pretending you know who half the people on your friends list are when they message you, desperately hoping they give you a hint;

2) Providing a means of not having to actually having to properly talk to lots of people you don't give two shits about but it would cause drama not talking to, because it looks like you're in contact when you're actually not;

3) Providing a means for people who you've basically forgotten exist and you'd be quite happy never talking to again to find you and message you;

4) Informing the world about your tiny daily annoyances, diet, and drinking/socialising and/or bowel habits;

5) Posting little else but links to things and stupid witticisms.

6) Playing Scrabble.

Twitter is basically the same, except doesn't include 1-3 or 6.
Facebook = Farcebook = Arsebook = Facefuck = Spazbook
Facebook by bald_rick December 26, 2011

Traffic of Influence 

The ability to influence events, or actions of others, due to authority.
I have shaped the traffic of influence to ensure my proposal wins the competition.
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