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Urban Dictionary

1. a crotch goblin who usually picks fights with everyone, usually around 5’4”

2. roach fucker who has a strange addiction to the character “W” from Arknights.

3. a puntable creature, can be also be called shet in a more derogatory light
tubby
shut up shet!
shep
blocked
shep by semibland June 19, 2025
chubsband fat chubby chub bear cuddly hefty large tubby
Chubsband by ChopsAtx July 18, 2011

MonkeyPox 

A disease spread by unhygienic and over sexualized homosexual men. It is curse of God against the immortal of the gays
Little Timmy went to school today and came back with monkeypox from his gay teacher. The gay diseases is all over little Timmy's anus and mouth now. The teacher was just let out for sexual assault on bail reform.
MonkeyPox by Factzteller August 14, 2022

cock monker 

When a male or female sucks dick in a public facility for moon pies or other tasty snacks to dip in when the male cums
Jane is such a cock monker, she sucked Kevin's dick in red lobster to dip her buns in.
cock monker by #rimjobs June 23, 2014

Absofruitly 

The correct way to say absolutely for young and hip teenagers
Me: "Hey Richie is that barbeque sauce on your titties?!"
Richie: Absofruitly
Absofruitly by Hitthegaskuma May 2, 2019
A rim-job given on an airplane
I gave Tommy a Skyrim on our flight from London to Singapore.
Skyrim by Zweifel8 January 10, 2012
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