Juzo
Juzo by Juzo Honenuki September 8, 2020
Urban Dictionary
Trilce
The most beautiful girl in the whole foking world period. She’s also very talented and foking gorgeous.
Trilce by trulce.dulce December 28, 2020
bassoonist
A musician graced with the blessing of being picked for bassoon in their high school band, or someone with knowledge enough of this profoundly wonderful instrument to choose it.
Bassoonists tend to be a little on the nutty side. When approaching a bassoonist right after a rehearsal, be very cautious until you know if the piece was good or not. If it was good, run, or you will never hear the end of it. If it was very bad, run, or you may detect bad vibes unintentionally directed at you. If it was a trombone, baritone, or tuba part, run. Just run.
Bassoonists tend to be a little on the nutty side. When approaching a bassoonist right after a rehearsal, be very cautious until you know if the piece was good or not. If it was good, run, or you will never hear the end of it. If it was very bad, run, or you may detect bad vibes unintentionally directed at you. If it was a trombone, baritone, or tuba part, run. Just run.
'Bassoonists can be mighty dangerous; all those years of blowing on a double reed, and the pressure can get to your brain.' ~paraphrased, Law&Order or CSI
bassoonist by Zillah Lewis March 31, 2005
Meme
Meme by Matrix the Dark Caster June 12, 2015
Willie Obiano
The 4th democratic governor of Anambra state. He is widely regarded by Anambrarians as one of the worst governors of Anambra state. More commonly known as "Willie the drunk", he is supported mainly by intellectually disabled persons or the 1% who know about his skirt chasing problem. Some of the things he's achieved as governor include:
1. Putting the cart before the horse
2. Refusal to take action during the Onitsha market fire. He was caught hosting visitors and measuring dick with the Nigerian army during the fire. Millions of property were lost; no fire fighters around to help contain the fire.
3. Arranges a photo op with Pope Francis at the Vatican.
4. Bans the operation of commercial motorcycles without setting up an alternative.
5. Incapable of building and maintaining an adequate, safe system of roads and bridges.
6. Blames Peter Obi for his drinking problems and accountability issues.
This is an unbiased definition of Willie Obiano. I kid you not.
1. Putting the cart before the horse
2. Refusal to take action during the Onitsha market fire. He was caught hosting visitors and measuring dick with the Nigerian army during the fire. Millions of property were lost; no fire fighters around to help contain the fire.
3. Arranges a photo op with Pope Francis at the Vatican.
4. Bans the operation of commercial motorcycles without setting up an alternative.
5. Incapable of building and maintaining an adequate, safe system of roads and bridges.
6. Blames Peter Obi for his drinking problems and accountability issues.
This is an unbiased definition of Willie Obiano. I kid you not.
Willie Obiano by Grumpy Ned February 6, 2020
Alphan
Literal Definition of the word 'Alphan': someone who has been friendzoned more than 1 time
Someone that represents love and affection. A person of this quality is weak, mentally unstable - though he may not show it often, trusting, handso- beard,NOT sexually experienced but a great lover and is there for anyone that needs him/her.
If your friend got frienzoned by a girl/boy, you could call him an Alphan (see example sentences)
Someone that represents love and affection. A person of this quality is weak, mentally unstable - though he may not show it often, trusting, handso- beard,NOT sexually experienced but a great lover and is there for anyone that needs him/her.
If your friend got frienzoned by a girl/boy, you could call him an Alphan (see example sentences)