Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

History of the Retard 

A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.
I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.
Someone that has a HUGE COCK.
Damn spibey you have a HUGE COCK I want to touch it
spibey by Bigkody2712 August 2, 2022

Jefferson Forest High School 

Basically a bee hive of weed, thots, and straight up ass teachers. Jefferson Forest offers no launch pad into the future, and likely no academic benefits whatsoever. Teachers with condoms, Juul hideouts, and nudes all over the place is what you’ll find when attending this school.
Yo did you go to Jefferson Forest High School? Yeah man, I got 3 STD’s and lung cancer.

Mark Jones 

He spends the first our of the lesson running a demo, The same demo he showed us the day before
Uh oh, Mark jones is on his demo already
Mark Jones by im-a-robot-thanks September 4, 2023

Hayden Wells 

Hayden is the sexist man alive
-Wow Hayden Wells is sexy
Hayden Wells by Gibby Fckn dies June 30, 2019
1.A curse word.
2.Something to yell when you are excited
3.A penis
4.annnd ROCHELLES FACE! BAHAHA
1."Son of a wenis I hate you, you stupid wenis"
2."I JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS...WEEEENIISSSS!"
3."That guy, has a mighty fine wenis"
4."Haha rochelle has a wenis face!Look at her face! Its a wenis!"
Next