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A Cynthia is a very dumb person with a bad personality.
Somebody:she is a cynthia
Other somebody: ah sh*tt
Cynthia by Olpidoakoakaka June 5, 2020

Quid pro quo 

Quid pro quo is the political equivalent to a reach-around while committing rape
Trump's idea of Quid Pro Quo is grabbing them by the pussy while he's rapping them in the ass.
Quid pro quo by too far left November 8, 2019

Tobaggan 

You're having sex at the top of the stairs and you push your partner and ride them down the stairs while continuing to have sex with them.
It's fun.
Tobaggan by StONY January 25, 2004

Mommy Dearest 

A term of irony used for a very self-serving mother with very little inherent nurturing instinct and often a victim of psychosis and/or bipolar disorder. Her ugly and abusive behaviors often include but are not limited to: name calling, tyrannical micromanaging, violent rages, insensitivity, blaming her mistakes on everyone else, extreme vanity, envy of her childrens' talents disguised as "constructive" criticism, and a propensity towards often having a very phony and pleasant public facade. Joan Crawford was the prime example of such a mother.
Child #1: My mom grounded me for not making decent grades this quarter. She's an evil witch!

Child #2: Mommy Dearest is so distracted with her ego and ambitions that my grades only cross her mind when she remembers that they are going to reflect on her public image. THAT's evil witch dummy.

Child #1: Touché!
Mommy Dearest by vegan87 September 1, 2011

poision dwarf 

A ugly little man or woman with a mental capacity of POND LIFE, eager to take everything, not willing to give anything, but an unbearable stench that will burn your nostrells, in short a nasty little lump of meat. AKA an OGY or Poision dwarf
That nasty Tramp on the park bench drinking sheep dip.

Smelly old woman who puts a knife in ya ball.

Poision dwarf = bad news
poision dwarf by Sparkone2 September 13, 2007
An adjective describing someone that is anti-semetic
Dude, he's so Boxcar he makes Hitler look like Sammy Davis Jr.
Boxcar by Revdrgiggles January 17, 2007
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