language police

In Quebec, the street name for the officers of the OLF (Office de la Langue Francais) who patrol the streets enforcing law 101, the infamous language law that at first completely outlawed english on any commercial signs in Quebec, and now only outlaws english on outdoor signs. Indoor signs must conform to a system whereby the french text must "predominate", that is, be put in a bolder, larger text above any englsh or other language.

Though few in number, they are much hated in the English and Allophone community for their Nazi-like tactics of harassment of small businesses. It is the reason why Kentucky Friend Chicken (KFC) is Poulait Frit Kentucky (PFK) here. Not all large coporations have changed their names to comply, however. Mac Donlald's was allowed to keep their apostrophe, but other stores, notably Eaton's (and the fat English ladies that worked there)were not immune.

Those fucking language police want me to change my sign! What the hell do ya mean the english is one quarter of an inch too big to be less prominent than the french! FUCK YOU FROGS!

language police by G.H. Hadden May 3, 2005

fourth grader flame thrower

A match or lighter put in front of the nozel of an aerosol can to make a miniature flame thrower

Lets start a camp fire. We have hairspray and a lighter for a "fourth grader flame thrower" so we can start one fast.

fourth grader flame thrower by strangemysteriousdullemptyvoid April 10, 2024

Channing

Ick
Toxic

Gross

Channing is such a puss

Channing by Tickle winkel November 9, 2022

Darley Havidson

An up and coming full-spectrum, an all-genre-encompassing band based in St. Petersburg, Florida, Darley Havidson is the band to end all bands.

The roots of the group are deeply steeped in the coffee scene, as many of the band members come from the craft coffee and cocktail industries, respectively.
Slated as one of the best sounds in St. Pete (and soon the world,) Darley Havidson exists in pop-up sound installations that are unscheduled and entirely at random.
These types of performances enhance the mystery and interest that surround the group.

I caught a Darley Havidson pop-up performance yesterday! Let's gooooooooooo

Darley Havidson by topochica October 28, 2019

The Jesus Christ

The act of drilling a hole; sized just under the girth of your cock, and fucking it whilst reciting Our Father, in an attempt to become closer to God.

Guy 1: What the hell happened to your hand?
Guy 2: I did the Jesus Christ to try and reach higher humanity, I really feel at peace.
Guy 1: Oh, say word.

The Jesus Christ by praisebetogodamen April 22, 2018

Aight

Term from the lexicon of Ali G. Used in place of the word "Alright".

U bin down wid da boys? Aight!

Aight by Gerry January 24, 2005

Boötes Void's Problem

A situation in which a proof, piece of evidence, or claim is presented against a person, group, or entity within a private communication channel, but its credibility cannot be independently verified because the subject of the claim has left, been removed from, or otherwise lost access to that channel before the evidence can be examined, challenged, or authenticated.

The moderators claimed they had screenshots proving misconduct, but because the accused had already left the group and nobody could independently review the evidence, the discussion fell into Boötes Void's Problem.

Boötes Void's Problem by deddda May 31, 2026

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