Take care of your friend Michael, he's not what he looks like. BPHD.
Take care.

Shove it up your schlangus

Jason has a facebook. Jason never uses his facebook. You and friends decide to use his facebook for your own personal use by sharing music, ideas, stories on his wall (posts do not necessarily relate to Jason). In other words, you and friends face-usurp Jason's facebook.

Hym “Wooooooow Piers! Standing on children’s graves to make a point... AGAIN! That is wild! You’re almost as dishonest as Dr. Peepeestones! Hilarious!”

Mart had to much to drink and couldn’t get aroused. So he didn’t disappoint the lady he used his thumb to help get it up there (thumbing it in).

"Like trying to push a Marshmallow into a piggy bank."

"You’ve got it!"

CoffinJoe takes his fuzzymeds (Clonapam) when he DJ's his Fuzzymeds Show.