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Urban Dictionary

Wet Smack 

The sound a person , presumably male , makes when having sex and his testicles slap against his partner's skin.
"I wet smacked Carol last week so that she would make me a sandwich "
Wet Smack by Locomon007 May 12, 2014
Has the sexiest mom in the whole world
Damn, she is so hot. looks like jasons Mom
Jason by QueenKaran November 23, 2021
1.I have 2 cocks at home
2.So cool!
cock by TheCatKing May 9, 2025

bartleskeet

only the best brew of all time, the mountain dew bartleskeet
hey cleetus, toss me another bartleskeet
bartleskeet by M1ke Honcho December 21, 2018

Johnson Sir 

Johnson Sir is smart and handsome man.
Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick
Johnson Sir by Anson Jai November 24, 2021

Gordoned 

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.
"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"
Gordoned by MIRZ March 30, 2008