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Laila is a very kind person in general but if you mess with her she might beat your ass, trust me. She has a group of friends she trusts with her life and pretty much hates everybody else, she is a beautiful person both inside and out, and lemme tell you, She ain't flat, the earth looks flat compared to her and all of that shit is really real, not one piece of her is fake
I sorta have a crush on Laila
A U.S. city along the Texas/Mexico border well-visited for its rich culture, excellent food, and unparalleled shopping opportunity. Laredo is well-known as the largest inland port in America.

Laredo boasts a strong emphasis on higher education with the Laredo Community College, Texas A&M International University (ranked one of the best in the nation for international business), and its new University of Texas Health Science Center branch.

Laredo also has a thriving nightlife that draws thousands of young adults every year. With a superb club scene and various bars, everyone is bound to find something they love.

Highly regarded Laredo eateries include El Meson de San Agustin (located in historic downtown Laredo), La Posada Hotel (noted as one of the finest in Laredo), and La Estancia (featuring Veracruz-inspired cuisine).

A popular time to visit Laredo is the month of February, during which the city celebrates its annual Washington's Birthday Celebration. The month is filled with various concerts, comedy shows, air shows, carnivals, parades, etc. Each day features a different event! The month-long celebration also includes the nationally recognized Jalapeno Festival, which has been called one of the largest food contests in the nation.

Whether you're looking for a fun-filled weekend or a new home, Laredo, Texas, is certainly a place you'll be happy you considered.
Q: "Have you ever heard of the Jalapeno Festival?"

A: "Sure! It's an annual event in Laredo, Texas, that draws thousands upon thousands of visitors each year for its live entertainment and amazing food choices!"
Laredo by Melissa Karmin July 1, 2011
self-leeching. besically, sticking leeches on your self, thinking you're gonna get high, like that anti-drug commercial.
1: dude!, want to go sloming?!?
2: what's that?
1: sticking leeches on yourself to get high! like the commercial said!
2: ...
1: so are you in or out?
2: ummm, no, i'm not a retard.
sloming by Ariel Rojas January 5, 2007
homosexual - from rhyming slang (iron hoof/poof)
john is an iron, he is attracted to men
iron by barb November 2, 2003
John Cena's finisher move (came before the STFU).
He came up with this name when he was in a fewd with Brock Lesnar, whose finisher move was the F-5.
Also an abbreviation of 'F*** You.'
"Yo, Brock, your finsher's the F-5 - well, mine's the F-U!!

Person 1: (gets nudged by bypasser) Aww, F-U!!
Bypasser: Dammit, just say the word man!
The F-U by Greg A Woodin August 6, 2007

Cruisin' for an abusin' 

Means she is DTF, man, down to fuck.
Look at that chick, bro, she's cruisin' for an abusin'.
adv.
1. In a gay fashion
He walked gayly to the bar and orderd a Pink Squirrel.
Gayly by Urple Pingo December 9, 2004
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