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Brock Turner

Verb. to rape someone. Named after Brock 'the rapist' turner. The Stanford rapist-turned-swimmer-but-still-a-rapist who raped an innocent unconcious young woman and dumped her behind the dumpster.

Noun. Can also be used as a noun to refer to someone as a piece of shit, a disgusting human being, a cum-soaked shit stain, and of course as a rapist.
Verb. Stacy was visiting her sister at the Stanford campus and got brock turned at a party

Noun. Johnathan stole 16,000 from his cancer struck grandmother, what a brock turner.
An inner view of a person being extremely handsome in your eyes

Someones lifestyle can also be buff in regards to their hobbies
"OMDS that brown boy with long lashes is sooo buff. He even does Martial arts. BUFFNESS
buff by Abdullahnvm February 16, 2017

neo-hippie 

See also neohippy, yippy.

(Pejorative) -- A person who replaces any established belief or fact with a product, belief or idea that has a quality of perceived social sophistication.

Neohippies are related to a hippie, except that their lives are centered on the purchase of expensive products and therapies of dubious value.

Most common amongst parents born between 1965 and 1975.

Usually drives a Subaru, Jetta, Bug or any bicycle.

A neohippy does not shop at Wal-Mart, but often spotted at co-ops.
In a sentence:
"That neo-hippie just spent $700.00 on wool diapers for her newborn."
-or-
"That neo-hippie found out he was allergic to wheat from his applied kinesiologist."

Example symptoms:

-Belief that your flu, cold or cervical cancer is caused by hypomobile joints in your lower back and an immediate spinal manipulation from a chiropractic physician is needed posthaste.

-Prejudice against any dairy product

-Love of anything made from soy

-Deep conviction in the belief that non-organic vegetables will kill you within 10 years if handled or eaten.

-Spending more than $4000.00 on cloth diapering

-Breast feeds children until age 5, co-sleeps with them until age 10

-Belief that animals should be loved and cared for in large fields before shot and eaten.

- Belief that small pox/rubella/chicken pox/etc. are less harmful than vaccination.

-Ability to visualize the face of the coffee bean harvester that got a fair wage from the cup of coffee that was just purchased.
neo-hippie by Pancreas100 June 30, 2006

Jomomba fuckbutt

when a guy shoves his penis in a vaginia and it get stuck then theres nothing else to do but throw the girl and hope his penis doesnt rip off.
So Ian I heard you and Stacey had a Jomomba fuckbutt yesterday, damn it must have hurt
Jomomba fuckbutt by Joe Momba December 19, 2007

brizzy bros 

Two bro who always stick together for life close to brotato chips but not the same level of broship
Brizzy bros are tight for life bruh
“You my main brizzy bro”
brizzy bros by Do Ra Me March 13, 2018
A person, male or female, who has clearly neglected to maintain an acceptable standard for a human being. Usually overweight, multiple children, no job, smokes Marlboro reds, diabetic, ugly, and more or less resembles a character from Narnia.
If you are on the show "teen mom" you are a blousie.
blousie by Mr. Coxol January 11, 2014
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