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hemisqualane 

Your hair's new best friend. An absolute game-changer of an ingredient - this powerhouse knocks Silicones out of the water with how much it does for your hair. We're talking instant health. We're talking shine. We're talking hydration. We're talking ZERO ENVIRONMENTAL HARM. Can silicones do that? I don't think so!
Have you tried the new JVN haircare with hemisqualane - I'm OBSESSED.
hemisqualane by Hairika November 23, 2021

Swamp muppet 

Kids typically around the age of 9 to 11 who release the most toxic form of cringe while in a game of roblox
I'm reporting you for killing me

Shut up you swamp muppet!
Swamp muppet by Kingtrolo64p December 3, 2019
When thing go weird or mess up
Meet the call has gone spoony
Spoony by Spoonforkknife August 6, 2019
Wtf are you doing with your life? Go read a book or touch grass you disgusting human being.
1: hey are you into vore?
2: I'm not your friend anymore...
Competitive; Adjective often used in Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege or Fortnite to define a player who is ready to handle ranked game modes.
“HE JUST WENT 10 AND 1, that’s hella comp”
Comp by Sydnergi March 10, 2024

snowscrap 

6ix slang, during the winter when there is a fight, typically involving 4+ people. These fights usually happen at high schools to solve beef and are usually fought on the school field where there is lots of snow.
"To end the beef, after 4th period Martin and Tristan are bringing their gangs for a phat snowscrap"
snowscrap by swj22 December 11, 2017

american football 

Originally Rugby, American Football is by far one of the best games ever invented. It involved 11 players on a rectangular 100-yard field fighting over one ball. Now I know everyone else's definitions, and they are terribly politically incorrect.

1. Football is a "pussy" sport because we wear pads. We wear pads because we are so strong and powerful that without pads we'd kill each other. Back in the early 1900's dozens of people died each year playing football. Europeans never had this problem because they are not as strong as Americans.

2. It is not a "slow" game, nor does it spend 15 minutes between every play. If you've ever played football, you would know it is one of the fastest games ever played in 10 seconds. Within those ten seconds you exert all the energy you have, unilke pussy soccer where you run around for a couple hours like a chicken with their head cut off.
"The soccer game is on man."

"Why would I watch a bunch of Brits run around in short shorts? It's Monday night and a real man's game is coming on."
american football by Harry January 13, 2005
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