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Urban Dictionary

Vargassing 

Vargassing is the art of making a completely idiotic statement and then instead of retracting the statement you double down on it, or triple down on it, and in extreme cases many more times. This is typically done during outrage at a persons statement in which it is actually so stupid that backing down from it, or apologizing for the supremely idiotic statement like an adult would cause the individual great discomfort.
Joe was definitely vargassing hard after his post on twitter.
Vargassing by SmackYoMama March 8, 2023

Igfuckingnore 

When someone important to you (kids/spouse) fails to acknowledge or take notice of you. Intentionally disregards you.
"Don't igfuckingnore me!"
Igfuckingnore by BlessedBeachGirl September 18, 2015

waffle muncher 

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.
I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.
waffle muncher by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013

soft patch 

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.
Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*
soft patch by babysparks August 6, 2011

Huddy gang 

Huddy gang is a fandom off chase Hudson they have a special bond and will always have each other’s back . It’s like a second family. Most people will hate on them for supporting chase Hudson but others will be friends . They mostly have fights with Dunkins but try not to. Great friends with paybaes and tonicks
Huddy gang is a family against a hater

Thotsgiving

A moral less night of dancing and twerking

Whilst others in costumes ride the mechanical penis and consume Alcohol.
Are you going to Thotsgiving 2020?

Did you hear that someone’s gonna ride the mechanical penis in a speedo at Thotsgiving 2020
Thotsgiving by Jodo bird October 21, 2020

Ben Crouse 

Ben Crouse, is a bitch ass Arabic nigga who likes to fart in your god damn face. His slut mom likes to yell at him while he's jacking off to his poop and pee fetish. He is also imfamously known for yelling "Joe mama" during an English class.
"Dude, is that the Ben Crouse? The one that yelled 'Joe mama' in class???"

"HELL YEAH IT IS, THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"

"Bro, he's probably gay..."
Ben Crouse by Alphacuremom69 May 25, 2020
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