2 definitions by babysparks

soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.

Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*

by babysparks August 6, 2011

billyburger

A resident of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY.

Subway stop announcer: "Bedford Ave. Billyburgers out."

by babysparks August 15, 2011