If you read this in a normal accent you have not watched Spongebob

One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.

If you Google it, it would probably correct you to "Nerd fame again". :/

Ein einfacher und Sexy Typ zugleich. Kennt nur die Wörter “Bier” und “BMW”. Meistens findet man solche Personen nur in Clubs oder Kneipen, da man dort Bier leichter bekommt als in jedem Holzschuppen. Man sollte bei ihm jedoch aufpassen, weil es der bekannte “Mr. Der beste Freund deiner Freundin ist”. Sonst bräuchte man sich bei ihm keine sorgen machen solange man genügend Alkohol und Gesprächsthemen hat.

A humorous blend of WRITE v. (denoting creation and composition) + RIGHTEOUS adj. (suggesting moral or creative conviction) + COINER n. (an inventor of new words).

Bruno is the friend in the group who never has money, or so he says, and he asks other friends (especially if their is Diogo) to buy him farturas. He also is always aware of the fact that Maxi Pizza is open 24/7, which he gladly shares with his mates, in hope they'll want to go, and buy him some pizza.

Bruno has two distinct laughs, a real life one, where he just cries a lot, and virtual one that goes like this: xaxaxaxa.