Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "
toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram
toaster is a slightly above average
man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe
Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since
2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop
tart that just came out of a
toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that
aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real
aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram
toaster is in
2019.
*Two teenage
girls fooling around in 2026*
Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the
fuck? You look like you're an Instagram
toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.