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apaw 

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TOO MUCH COLOGNE GUY and TOO MUCH PERFUME BITCH who smell like they batghed in it!
Damn! I can smell too much cologne guy coming!
apaw by Super Guy April 16, 2004
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Fuck-O-Meter 

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A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.

Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*
Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter
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spunk junkie 

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a woman who is addicted to cock juice
spunk junkie by ernie October 21, 2003
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Rektastic 

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Coined from the slang 'rekt', as in 'get rekt', used in gaming communities. When something is rektastic, you really pwned everyone.
Dude did you see me!? That was rektastic!! I wiped out their entire team, and it was 3 to 1!!
Rektastic by Slixter November 1, 2019
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Sparse 

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(adj.) disappointing, overhyped, and deserving of less attention; lacking the required depth to be valuable
Compared to Marvel, just about every DC movie is sparse.

Ariana Grande's new album, "Eternal Sunshine" is so deep. Not sparse at all!
Sparse by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024
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Textnician 

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A master of crafting text messages
Andre's texts always achieve what he wants them to. He truly is a textnician.
Textnician by Anachronistic Celluloid January 11, 2013
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