Urban Dictionary
shitcake
Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.
When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.
Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.
Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....
Heartfreaking
Something so cringeworthy or pitiful it is potentially harmful to the heart;
Something capable of causing palpitations and other diseases of the heart;
Something capable of causing palpitations and other diseases of the heart;
"Babygirl made a second account to comment on her own posts, and now she is having convos with herself."
"Oof. Now that is heartfreaking."
"Oof. Now that is heartfreaking."
Heartfreaking by WallFern August 17, 2021
locka hustlin
locka hustlin is when an inmate walks by your locker box to see what you got so he can ask you for somthing
locka hustlin by mr wizz May 11, 2006
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twyford
twyford by Stickleback February 3, 2008
gypsy juice
Cider, especially rough scrumpy ciders.
Derived from the fact that scrumpy is the staple beverage of all gypsies.
Derived from the fact that scrumpy is the staple beverage of all gypsies.
Dave: "Fancy getting some beers in tonight, Kev?"
Kev : "I dunno dude, ive only got 74 pence!"
Dave: "Thats OK we can buy a whole Gallon of Gypsy Juice for that!"
Kev : "I dunno dude, ive only got 74 pence!"
Dave: "Thats OK we can buy a whole Gallon of Gypsy Juice for that!"
gypsy juice by MCMXCV April 26, 2008