Did I Ask

The easiest way to annoy someone. Just say did i ask to someone whenever they say something that doesn't matter.

Synonyms for Did I Ask are :

Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.

Guy1: Bro i just went to Russia!!

Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?

Guy1: :|

Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((

Guy2: but Did I Ask

Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*

Did I Ask by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 3, 2021

Pantsjob

Pantsjob (noun)

A Pantsjob is simply a handjob, through the underpants. This often leads to unwanted penis trauma such as chaffing and painful constriction.

Synonym: Clothy

After they stopped in the woodland clearing, Gretel proceeded to give Hansel the pantsjob he had been longing for all day.

Pantsjob by Tomaaa7o January 11, 2012

Joveena

A Joveena is a nice girl who is very kind and caring.

She is very protective of her friends and will defend them from anyone who messes with them.

She will always listen and is usually the only (relatively) sane person in the room.

She is also very patient and understanding and gives vibes like she’s good at Math and Music.

Girl #1: Have you seen Joveena around?
Girl #2: No :(

Girl #1: I want to give her this loaf of bread because she helped me with my math homework last Tuesday.
Girl #2: She really is nice, you go and give her that loaf of bread girl, please tell her I said Hi if you see her around.

Joveena by Fraldale March 21, 2021

rumina

Rumina is really loyal

Rumina is very kind,loving,and very loyal and she will be very loving if you can trust her and you can be her friend

rumina by Rumina May 19, 2018

Telkom

After the ANC, Telkom is South Africa's largest crime syndicate.

Their modus operandi is to force other companies into selling their products for them under duress, extort ungodly fees out of their customers, particularly on ADSL lines, with broadband prices 10 times or more than overseas, and up to 100 times more on leased lines.

They resort to thuggery and intimidation such as sending technicians to disconnect you for no reason, charging you for non-existent calls and unexplained tariffs and staffing their call centres with retarded unionised sociopaths.

Their main partners in crime are Eskom and Sasol.

It's a proven fact that if you fly 1st class to Hong Kong, stay in a 5 star hotel, buy a laptop, download 100GB onto it and fly back, it will be both QUICKER and CHEAPER than if you stayed in SA and downloaded it on a Telkom line.

Telkom by George McBob May 21, 2009

Cornelius

The second funniest man alive, and a slave

Guy: says a funny joke
You: Wow, this guy is such a Cornelius

Cornelius by Blue boy123 June 8, 2023

get past Ghana

1. To overcome a stubborn obstacle that you should probably be able to handle
2. To lose in the knock-out round of the World Cup to a nation a fraction of your size and population. (two tournaments in a row)

Ted: "Man, I've been trying to beat that level on Star Wars Legos for two weeks."
Bill: "Don't worry. If you keep on practicing, some day you'll get past Ghana."

get past Ghana by General Tso's Chicken July 4, 2010

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