1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.

Only the best actor on the face of the planet, you face-ass.

An analog format that still kicks ass for portable music! iPods never came close! Anyone who disagrees has never compared it themselves.

This is the act of receiving a text message from a friend that’s been trying to get a hold of him. Looking at the text and not responding by playing the I’m too busy card.

she is the sweetest girl, has the brightes smile .. like it can literally light up a whole room and her heart is so warm.. just such a lovely presence. She is a great friend, caring, funny, loving... just keep her around if you get to meet her.
She moves a lot but still there for you when you need her.
there is so much to love about her <3

A sexual act that involves a minimum of four people (3 men and 1 girl). A girl crawls on her hands and knees inbetween the legs of three or more standing men. The three men proceed to jack off over her and ejaculate all over the girl who is simultaneously crawling between the 3 guys' legs.