Shit Pit - Toilet. Also known as 'the wooden shit pit'.
Origin - medievil castle's toilets were often a large wooden board, that spans a pit. The pit was usually drained into a nearby brook or stream.

A bud lite with and orange slice

Not well known but it stands for "Lesbians quietly tickling monkeys"

Dispro is an abbreviation for the word "disproportionately," used in a casual or academic setting.

n. - (1) a black squirrel; denoting the unusual color of the coat of a squirrel that is black instead of grey.

(2) - Part of the stage name of international DJ sensation DJ Squiglia Cryssis

This scenario is best played out when two people engage in sexual intercourse on the beach and the person being penetrated insists on using a condom. Just before the person using the condom is about to finish he pulls out, rubs his condom wrapped dick in the sand, then slams it back in to finish... Surprise!