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Urban Dictionary

Name of a county in the east central part of Illinois, which includes the City of Danville and a smattering of small towns. Not to be confused with Vermillion County, Indiana.
Old Vermilion is known for its support of high school football.

4:00 bagel

A place that opens at 4:00AM to sell fresh Jewish bagels. Prevalent in Long Island Jew ghettos, like Great Neck.
DWeez- Man, I'm hungry. What's good at this time? It's late.
A Man- Lets get some lox. We be Jews. 4:00 bagel!
DWeez- Hi Five!
4:00 bagel by DWeez May 2, 2008

Flysipian 

When you are fly and you have no niggers or wiggers to deal with, and you dont understand why you are called a homosapian when you arent a homo. (Also you arent surrounded by asians in some situations).
Hey Billy whats cracking with the lacking and y are u dancing with that pie on ur head? Sorry there Bill i was having a flysipian moment.
Flysipian by Billy and Steve June 8, 2007
What superior people use, unlike Instagram thots.
Reddit by KiritoBest October 4, 2019

facebook 

The secret meeting-grounds of the mythical humanoid race known as the boomers. Dangers within include the infamous minion memes that your parents fell victim to, the big zucc and the irritating but effective raid shadow legends ads that fend off comedy from the land.

Side effects after visiting include extreme levels of frustration, excessive death of braincells and 'boomification'. If tempted to go there, DO NOT. YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED.
dad: Look at this picture I found on facebook (scrolls down facebook to find meme from 5 years ago)
person: oh no
facebook by not_dover_ben January 27, 2020

clown computing 

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.
We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.
clown computing by ITInformer June 3, 2009
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