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Secure. Contain. Protect.

Special Containment Procedures
It is the motto of The SCP Foundation, which keeps supernatural entities or objects from affecting normal human life.
The classes -
Safe: Can be contained easily.

Euclid: Abnormal entities or objects that can be contained easily following specific orders.
Keter: Requires extremely specific containment procedures, and are difficult to contain effectively.
Thaumiel: Are capable of and in some cases actually used by the Foundation to contain and/or counter-act other SCPs, usually Keter ones.
SCP 173 is a creepy looking statue.
SCP by ValarDohaeris September 7, 2015
a kind and loyal friend. the best person in the world with the cutest looks and personality.
cclemon is so cute!
cclemon by heyooooololololo February 3, 2021

No Guy Zone

areas where women do not want men present, such as book clubs, or baby showers.
My husband wanted to be invited to the book club, but I told him that was a no guy zone
No Guy Zone by GerryTodd April 13, 2011

jack ruwald 

jack ruwald is the hottest and most sexist guy ever. he is the next big thing. he will be a very famous broadway actor in the near future and a TV and film actor. he has 0 friends except himself. overall jack is the most amazing guy ever. he is so nice and everyone loves him. sike
guy: he have you heard about jack ruwald?
girl: yeah, my butthole is still aching from his BBC!
jack ruwald by furry goals 123 September 16, 2020
What sort of country-fried rube writes this slop?
rube by ...hellno February 19, 2004
a newly discovered breed of animal that is an identical twin of sasquatch
murt man murt man murt man murt man murt man murt man
murt by colby johnson March 18, 2008
An act of future-oriented genocide, in which trillions of unborn souls are sacrificed to climate change in exchange for the short-term monetary gain of a small handful of old coal industry millionaires
Lisa: “Did you hear that the Build Back Better bill died in Congress?”

Jeff: “Oh no! What happened?”

Lisa: “The coal lobby managed to stop it.”

Jeff: “Oh my god, that’s an unforgivable act of Manchin.”
Manchin by LaundryCart December 19, 2021
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