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juice pooped

A classier way of saying, "Peeing out of my ass" aka diarrhea aka what happens after bubble guts aka soup belly aka what happens when white people eat Indian food aka the Hershey squirts.
Amanda is not coming over because she juice pooped.
juice pooped by Anal Angst May 16, 2016

dry ass cooch 

An abnormally dry vagina. For women who share underwear, having a dry ass cooch can be a detractor or a positive.
I don't want those panties, they had your dry ass cooch on them.
dry ass cooch by markeee2239 March 11, 2011

e-pigeon 

When someone takes so long to answer your email that you might as well send a homing pigeon.
I sent him an email hoping to get a reply quick but have been waiting for three days now. Is this some kind of e-pigeon?
e-pigeon by QuasiName April 8, 2011
Quick and easy way of verbally owning emo kids, whiny bitches and/or just about anyone who complains so much, they make you want to choke a small animal then shove it down their throats. Can be used for all degrees of whining and in conjunction with other anti-emo send-offs like "cry more", "\cry" and "don't cry, emo kid".
Emo kid: "People just don't get the pain I've been through since my 14 year old girlfriend dumped me. The world sucks, my soul is crushed and I can't go on-"
Victim of whining: "Fucking blog it, you emo fag!"

Kid 1: "Man, this class sucks."
Kid 2: "Blog it!"

LeGnome James 

LeGnome James is one of the best point guard´s in the world. He started to play in the nba in 2020 and won rookie of the year. Now LeGnome is one of the best in the NBA and even LeBron looks up to him. After one year this is what LeGnome has done:
-Rookie of the year
-Best shooter in the NBA (Curry is still inspirational tho)
-Best ballhandler in the NBA
-Best passer in the NBA
-Best defender of the year (for his position)
-Best dunker in the NBA (for his position)
Person 1: You have hear about LeGnome right?
Person 2: Yeah, he is my idol and he is so inspirational
Person 1: Yeah, i wanna be like LeGnome James
LeGnome James by LeGnome James November 11, 2020

Middle-of-the-workday hot 

When a female seems hotter during the workday, than she actually is.
At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!

At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF

Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"
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