Urban Dictionary
two words
if a girl sends you a text or anything saying two words she's probably insisting that she's not wearing any panties
two words by webkinzworld January 9, 2008
Fagboyant
Fagboyant by supergully December 12, 2012
Orphan
An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
Orphan by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016