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Urban Dictionary

deeznuts 

What you are about to go suck on!
Man 1: You goin'?
Man 2: Going where?
Man 1: To suck on deeznuts!
deeznuts by ChunkyD August 15, 2006

Fake fan 

Some one who follows a big name sporting team only because that team does so well they have no connection or loyalty to that team nor do they reside or come from that teams local area
Fake fan:"I follow Manchester united"

Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?

Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"

Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"

Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"

Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
Fake fan by Harry69 October 23, 2011
(adj.) a lot of fun, sweet like the coolest thing ever, not necessarily related to partying but describes cool elements of the coolest party ever
dude that top is so "party". his hair is so not "party", it is totally lame. looking at her "party" nails makes me want to get crunk in hur
party by partyyourfaceoff1 March 5, 2009
oooh once you get accepted, you'll become a HWPG!! :P
HWPG by fanofahwpg June 13, 2011
The word FUCK originated from ancient England. In medieval England, a person could not have sex unless you had the consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King. The King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had FUCK (Fornication Under Consent of the King) written on it. Now you know where that came from.
Me and Lidia Fucked (Fornicated Under the Consent of the King)
Fuck by watisthis123 April 20, 2010
Stands for "First Post Worst Post"
Used when the first post on a thread is literally the worst post on the whole thread.
More often than not this is used when the post is a shitpost or a copypasta.
Can also be used in any kind of website which allows for comments/ posts.

The opposite of: FPBP
Thread: "The only logical response to the issue of child sex traffic in Asia"

First comment: "LOGical, LOG, LOG OF SHIT, ANDY SIXX"

Second post: "Fpwp"
FPWP by Ray Pyou March 6, 2018
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