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Urban Dictionary

Horsehead 

a local girl. usually from a city or urban setting. always at the club/bar. Swears like a sailor, has no class, but is sexy enough to take home when needed. not marriage material but definitely baby momma material. usually in their late 20's to 30's.
Bobby banged this chick last week, now she's on my dick? What a horsehead....
Horsehead by Dangermart July 2, 2015
Treating people good and equally and always having their back.
I’m loyal to both my friends, equally and fairly.
Loyal by oooohkillem July 17, 2018

Cock Bang 

Pretty much just a dude that is so retarded and is such an asshole that every time they mutter a single word all you want to do is beat the living shit out of them
Human A: Dude I can't stand the Tobias kid.
Human B: I know. He is such a Cock Bang
Cock Bang by Mr. Frogman September 26, 2019

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When your SOOOO bored that you type everything on the keyboard forwards, backward, and then backwards again in a snake-like pattern.
1: "YOOOOOO IF YOU TYPE qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzpoiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz YOU GET A NEW DEFENITION!!!"
2 " AYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

pilonidal smile 

When the crack of ones ass is extended just a bit beyond the typical length of crack. The slight depression can conveniently be used for storage; common items may include car keys, dime bags, and ironically, crack.
When my whore of a mother was eighteen she hid my father's virginity in her pilonidal smile.
pilonidal smile by Della Hicks January 18, 2008

Wisconsin Nice 

When March rolls around in Wisconsin and the temperature goes from 10 degrees to higher than 40 degrees. Wisconsin residents en masse are then seen in shorts, t-shirts, grilling out and throwing footballs around like it was 75 degrees and summer out. Since 40 degrees in the south would be considered oppressive weather and not "nice" it is referred to as Wisconsin Nice.
Robert: Get your shorts on everybody and get the ball, it is freakin' Wisconsin Nice out today!

Southern Man: Are you serious? It is 45 degrees out! I'll freeze!
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