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Goon Tunes 

Rap music that appeals to Goons, the lyrics are laced with profane language, horrible grammar, ghetto slang, and other obscenities. The message of the song is always the same, the singer boasts about how how they overcame their harsh upbringing, their wealth, aggressiveness to others, sexual relations with loose women, and everything else that nobody gives a damn about.

The main audience of these songs are ghetto, aggressive, rude, ignorant African Americans.

As Tyrone burst through the door he shouted, "See a fuck nigga, shoot a fucknigga"! in an atrociously loud voice. He had a firm grip on his groin as he walked to his cliche of goons, but it was not enough to prevent his britches from sagging well below his waste. One could argue that it was due to the overwhelming weight of his "swag", or it could be his ignorance. You choose, but I'm going with the latter.

You might call me a racist, but I am black. And not all music is the same. The corruption of today's African American youth can definitely be connected to the epidemic of Goon Tunes.
Rich Homie Quan - Fuck Nigga,

Figg Panamera, Migos - Pocket Watchin

Popular, recent Goon Tunes
Goon Tunes by Glix July 18, 2014

monirojackson 

Moninrojackson is someone, who is a monir
This guy is such a monirojackson
monirojackson by Eray demir January 18, 2024

New Hampshire After Hours Show 

A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
Visit the New Hampshire After Hours show's website. www.nhafterhours.com

Australian Fireblaze 

The act of farting and queefing repeatedly under a blanket and trapping someone under it for them to smell your bodily gas and fluids.
Kerri: {farting and queefing} ... hehehehee!
Lauren: Kerri, what was that?
Kerri: Oh, I'm just brewing an Australian Fireblaze under my blanket for Anna when she wakes up.

goon squad 

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.
goon squad by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
There is more to him then meets the eye. Has eyes that can make your heart stop. Funny though may over do it sometimes. Understanding, careing, may remind you of a bear. Has gone through alot in life. Can be overly competitive and cocky and abit of a jerk sometimes but has a good heart.
Person 1: He is such a dumbass!
Person 2: Theres more to him then meets

Person 1: what do you mean?
Person 2: Hes a nicolas

conservative smoker 

1. A marijuana smoker who is conciously aware of the world, themselves and the influence taking place throughout. An active and progressive individual seeking more than just a "high".
2. Smoker who has a "roach stash", and later creates one joint or blunt using the left-over remaining marijuana.
3. Someone who buys marijuana, yet uses it in small quantities. Thus, conserving amounts of marijuana thru manipulating doses.
"Danny doesn't smoke blunts anymore"

"Really? Why not"

"You gotta get more weed for blunts. He's trying to save money on that shit right now, he's a freaking conservative smoker"
conservative smoker by yesy March 15, 2008
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