Sagaciously full of greatness. Enough said.

Simply, I don't have a life.

While many of these other definitions about the art of fingering are true, the rich history of fingering is often not included. The origins of this non-coital sex act are in Versailes, France in the late 1600s. Invented from a man who was way ahead of his time by the name of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer who reportedly fingered upwards of 3,000 women during his fingering rampage known as the “Reign of Fransisco’s Fingers.” Fransisco is widely recognized as the first and greatest fingerer of all time, and his lasting legacy is obviously still seen today. So next time you find your fingers in your girlfriend’s vagina, make sure you thank Fransisco!

to be a bitch like those bitchy secreteries and such who always bite your head off when you ask them a question

Advertising one's availability as a provider of some service, not necessarily a sexual service. For instance, a visual artist declaring willingness to take commissions – to create the picture you want in exchange for a payment.

Politician who lied to the public, a government official who has been accused of lying under oath.